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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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ultrafacts:

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These dudes are legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

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tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

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magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

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such-thin-skin:

Insecure Stripper

I laughed so hard at this

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