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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

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homosexauls:

the gays are growing more powerful than i could have imagined 

homosexauls:

the gays are growing more powerful than i could have imagined 

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